Monday, November 06, 2006
Miss Video Game 2006
As many of you can probably imagine, I'm pissed.
I think the requirements list alone is enough to make any real gamer puke:
"1. Must have Personality
2. Must be a female? (No wigs and makeup guys)
3. Doesn't mind Video Games :P
4. Loves the beach."
Um. Since when is LOVES THE BEACH a credit to a gamer girl's status?
I assume that the little emotiocon after number 3 means it's supposed to be some kind of joke. Luckily, that saved me from the rant I was going to make on that one, in which I was planning on blowing a blood vessel.
What this is is an excuse to get pretty girls to hold game controllers and snap vapid photos that are supposed to appeal to male geeks. It's disgusting. If I had a flamethrower, these fuckers would go up in a single blast.